Category: Jokes

Kya khoya aur kya paaya hai (funny)?

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Zindagi me agar koi tumse ye poochay kya khoya aur kya paaya hai (what have you lost and what have you achieved)?. To full confidence ke sath kehna… Jo gajar ke halwe me daalte hai, woh Khoya hai! aur…. Jo Saleem bhai mutton waley ke dukaan par milta hai woh Paaya hai!! πŸ™‚ Hamesha emotional […]

Types of Triangle (Joke)

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Remember triangles in the Maths subject in school. Every child has to learn about triangles in Maths. Here’s a funny answer written by one kid to a question. The question was state 4 types of triangles: And the student wrote: Acute triangle Obtuse triangle Isosceles triangle Love triangle The wrong answer is obvious. Perhaps the […]

Teachers’ negative remarks on kids (funny)

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Now a days teachers are not allowed to say or write anything negative… A few interesting letters from teachers to get around this……. I loved every one of themπŸ˜‰ . Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to […]

Life of an IT professional (Joke)

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Well, most IT professionals will be able to relate with this one. Life of an IT professional: 1.Born 2.Study 3.Job 4.Shall I share my screen?. 5.Are you able to see my screen? 6.Am I audible ? 7.Correct me if I’m wrong 8.Sorry I was on mute 9. Ok.. I am sending that email. 10.Did you […]

Effect of Engineering Math-3

A Girl Enters in Engineering 3rd Sem Exam. When She Sits She Realises that She Forgot to Bring Her Pen… A Little Cute girl Comes to Her and Says.. “Mummy Take Your Pen” All the Guys in the Exam Hall.. “Ha!!!.. Mummy…??” Does it remind you of the Santoor advt that is regularly shown on […]

I Met My Math Teacher (Joke)

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I met one of my Maths teacher last week, we greeted and he asked for directions to ICICIbank. I told him make a 360 turn and walk for like 1.8 meters, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. You will see a big pharmacy which […]

Bad Conductor vs Good Conductor (Joke)

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There was a Bus Conductor, who was Very Rude to his passengers.😑😑😑😑 One day, a Beautiful Young Girl, of around 18 Years, tried to board the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately, the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot.😫😫😫😫😫 Looking for project help, assignment help, writing help, […]

Top Technical Jokes

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Hi Level Technical Jokes: πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven. Einstein was seeker. Newton didn’t hide & stood in a square of 1 meter. Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!! Newton: U are Wrong. I am not Newton. As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt […]

Jokes on School Toppers

Arkya Chatterjee from Kolkata topped ISC 12 exams by scoring 99.75%, and said he was Sad, because he missed 1 mark in ENGLISH. These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook, some of which are absolutely hilarious. Welcome to internet. 1. Don’t publish this fact in newspaper. We have […]

Mumbai traffic joke: Rabbit and Tortoise

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Once there lived a rabbit and a tortoise. The rabbit was very proud of his speed. He made fun of the tortoise for his slow speed. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to have a race with him. The rabbit accepted the challenge. The race started. The rabbit ran very fast. The tortoise was left much […]

Best things about school life

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Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ? When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it…😳😜 When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required…😧 😁😁 When […]

Out of the box thinking (Joke)

Teacher wrote on the board, 36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0 He turned to BAWAJI and said, “Solve the problem.” BAWAJI picked the duster, cleaned the board and said, “Problem solved! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†… Some of our problems require such solutions.

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